Spike that is hilarious. I'm not quite at your level of hatred of the holiday. But I'm not exactly enthralled with it, either. Here's my red pill/blue pill test: if you're so excited about Christmas, does that mean you're willing do all the work with the decorations/lights/gift wrapping/cooking? Once many people realize THEY will be responsible for all that work, their enthusiasm visibly cools.
Move over Hallmark, these are the greeting cards our world needs today. I'll do the illustrations.
Hahahaha. We have a plan!
Spike that is hilarious. I'm not quite at your level of hatred of the holiday. But I'm not exactly enthralled with it, either. Here's my red pill/blue pill test: if you're so excited about Christmas, does that mean you're willing do all the work with the decorations/lights/gift wrapping/cooking? Once many people realize THEY will be responsible for all that work, their enthusiasm visibly cools.
Not to mention the putting away!
Excellent test!